Why I Like to Mow

1. Snakes are scared of lawnmowers
2. I'm not allergic to poison ivy/oak/sumac.
3. It is good exercise.
4. I get to sweat.
5. I don't have to do it - it is a volunteer job.
6. I can see progress from where I've been
7. It lasts longer than one day (UNLIKE LAUNDRY OR DISHES)
8. It reminds me of my Daddy.
9. It smells good.