Thursday, April 23, 2009

Oh. Wow.

We heard about this on the radio today.

The Life Saving Bra

Of course, my son had a barrage of questions afterwards (ever tried to explain "underwiring" to a 7 yo boy, or a grown man for that matter).

What this online version of the story didn't have that the radio story did is that it was a wonderbra (called as such because you take it off and "wonder" where everything went, but I digress).

The story still has me dropping my jaw. This is the oddest thing I've heard in awhile.

(I figure I'm already pushing the "tasteful" limits with this post, so, sorry, no illustrative pictures)

Monday, April 20, 2009

41 Reasons

Why I love you on your 41st birthday. . . (in no particular order)

(disclaimer and warning -- i'm not intentionally trying to make all you other men out there feel inadequate, but dang, when you got it, you got it, and Bernard's got it!!!!)

1. Black F-150, Grundy County Auction and the Mt. Pisgah Parking Lot on the Blue Ridge Parkway.

2. Your integrity and honesty.

3. You're musical ability.

4. Your socks match, and you tuck in your shirts and pockets on your own.

5. You will talk about your emotions and how you feel.

6. You're hardworking.

7. You're respected among peers.

8. You have cool scars.

9. You are unbelievably loyal.

10. Travis

11. Kristi

12. Bass fishing

13. Photography

14. Beating me at chess.

15. Cool hair.

16. Your analytic ability.

17. You provide for your family.

18. You know how to, and will do, laundry, and you will do housework.

19. You serve your church faithfully -- out of love not duty or obligation.

20. You change my oil and you can fix things.

21. You like to read.

22. You are intelligent.

23. You have a nice body. :P

24. You're good at math.

25. You mow the yard.

26. You look sexy in your sunglasses.

27. You know a lot about a lot of things.

28. You respect your parents, grandparents, and family (both yours and mine).

29. You are wise and exercise caution.

30. You think things through thoroughly.

31. You kiss GOOD!

32. You show emotions in public.

33. You will fix your own breakfast and don't expect me to get up at the crack of dawn and cook for you.

34. You don't complain about my cooking.

35. You laugh at my jokes.

36. You like gadgets.

37. Your beliefs are sincere -- you act what you believe.

38. You are compassionate and conscientious.

39. Yer a gud speelr.

40. The way you come in every morning to pray with me before you leave for work, even if I'm only half-conscious.

41. You love me and I can trust you to always love ME.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

I'm Braggin' Again

Trav played his first baseball game yesterday.

Waiting for the game to begin

At first base.

He Swings


(the two batting pictures were different pitches)

He went 2 for 3 yesterday and was responsible for a couple of outs at first base. :)

Friday, April 10, 2009

It's My Blog,

and I'll brag if I want to.

*I* think they're beautiful.

Thursday, April 09, 2009

Around the Bend

If you knew exactly what was around the bend, would you go anyway?

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Justification for Procrastination

I am the Queen of Procrastination, or would be if the organization ever got around to forming and crowning me.

Sometimes, procrastination works to my advantage. Like the time I had to write an essay as part of my annual review at work, but I put it off and then my review was canceled. Had I been diligent, I would have done work for nothing.

Now, consider spring flowers. This little guy would have well served (and much warmer) had he not bloomed for a couple of more weeks.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

My Opinion

Related to March 27th's post --

It seems to me that when you are obnoxious about your faith, and don't care to offend people "for the gospel," you really don't show them Christ's love, either.